The Joker Boy's Blog

A Traditional Supper Coming all the way from Provance France

thejokerboy — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 08:52:45 +0000

On August the 18th, I went to a Restaurant and as a starter I had (guess what?) SNAILS!!! BUT… They tasted of Chicken because they were so garlicy and herby. Then for my main course I had steak-hasha’e and fries. After I had eaten that I had a mixed fruit diablo drink yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmm!!!! Suddenly a plate of frogs legs was put down on the table we were sitting at and they tasted of chicken as well.

10 Things will make me happy

thejokerboy — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:28:53 +0000

Only 10 things will make me happy, only ten things will not make me sad, only ten things will so happy and they will not make me bad.

1. My blue IKEA tassa dog ( because i’ve had him since i was 2 years old.)

2.doctor who magazeins (monster invasion)the ultimate magizene and traiding card collection.

3.THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES because they are related to DOCTOR WHO

4.Seeing my Nanna and gradpa because my Grandpa does joekes and somthing salled MR.hanckercheif

5.My mum’s cooking.(her pizza, Mexican wraps,her Quiche,her patato wedges, her pasterys , her Chinese, and her muffins.

6.my st0ry books (annuls)

7.SLEEP OVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. My daredevil freinds Ade,Haider,Jamie,Swarj and Samir.

9. A bottle of Lucozade (origanal,orange, cherry, tropical , blackcurrant.)

10 playing Golf with my Dad At dartmouth golf club

BBB’s BBQ on BBC

thejokerboy — Tue, 17 May 2011 15:24:46 +0000

The bear don’t dare to say a prayer.
Angrypants really rants,(that is pants.)
Choppsy whopsy is really flopsy
Poor old Doriss,is married to Borris.
Keith the crazy is married to daisy,and is really lazy
Bandy and Andy eat to much candy

Heanam the toy dog

thejokerboy — Mon, 16 May 2011 14:16:41 +0000

Heanam the dog got stuck in a bog.He shoud have been watching the telly, but instead he ended up smelly.His owner gill,was feeling ill.Gill’s sister ish was going ahhh…tishhhhh.Gill’s bro ell had gone toring the bell at school Gill’s mum had a porly tum.Gill’s dad was so bad he was chuked in prison.So heanam said “Gill,I’m dead.

juinor master chef semi finals tuna naswas

thejokerboy — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 13:04:35 +0000

Have you ever tried a tuna naswas cluster type? Well if you havent turn on to the cbbc channle on septeber 13 cbbc on bbc 1,2,3 and 4 but be carful in case it is doctor who at 10 o’clock in the morning.

Anyway,the tuna naswas (say nus-wars)comes from nice(neece) in France.

Our recipie for our juionr master chef naswas is cooked green beans cooked for 10 mins, olives(black),boiled egg ,red chilliie peppers,new patatos,tuna(un tinned) tomatoes and anchovies. boil the tuna in a pot of hot water for 20 mins and then prepare a lovley meal whith wine for your freinds.

Sonic speed X

thejokerboy — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 11:48:44 +0000

Sonic speed not to read,and if you read ,what a terrible deed. It is on learn4good if you play you’ll turn so rude. So don’t be in a mood. Sonic is really cool ,if you don’t like him you’re a fool.

Log on to this fab game!

Tuna story

thejokerboy — Sat, 16 Oct 2010 10:40:22 +0000

The week before last week I made a tuna sandwich whith lettice at boys brigaid.my freind Alex told me his mum put on her sandwich,poo,wee and juice on it.a few minuites later evryone had a drink.

choises.tuna,fish paste,meat paste,jam,ham.extras.tomatos,lettice and cuecumber.

Espanlio alphbeto el fantastico!

thejokerboy — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 15:21:26 +0000

A beh t’he cheh deh ehe efe achei ee uoata kar ele elle eme ene enya o peh coo ere ese teh u oble obeh,doble aqueis elenya seta ELSPANLIO

Week foods

thejokerboy — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:22:59 +0000

Monday’s child chews kipperd plaice tuseday’s has an eggy face wednesday’s child is full of toast thursday’s child can eat the most friday’s child has the bigest tummy saturday’s child throws beans at his mummy but the cild that’s born on the sabbath day has sunlight for brecfast and butterd sea spray

seeing the zurgs

thejokerboy — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 09:21:48 +0000

Empror zurg is very evil but he changes in toy story 2.At first he is crule to good aliens.But he repented because he’d been beaten.And buzz had been his son allalong.(Do you think he’ll still be good in toy story 3?)